dulect:

don’t mess with me i have a black belt in crying




on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

(Source: clavid)



saveme-amazeme:

Want more love?

I’ve got 99 problems and they’re all because I procrastinate.

(Source: heyyitsskenna)



regigiygas:

Do you think celebrities just have each others phone numbers and like Miley Cyrus will just text beyonce and be like “dude I want Mac and cheese so badly rn lol”



jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you